Ralph

I just had the craziest experience today! But first, let me set the scene. Have you heard of mermaids? People who are half-fish and half-human? … Read more

Being a mom is tough work. I haven’t had pups of my own, but I know what it takes to raise a baby to a … Read more

Man, I am such a proud momma. When I was pregnant, I loved feeling my little bundles of joy moving and squirming inside me. I … Read more

I’m an older dog, so I’ve been around the block a few times. Actually, I go around the block twice a day, if we’re being … Read more

Have you ever had any adopted siblings? If you’re a human, maybe not. But as a dog, my whole family is adopted. But, unlike other … Read more

Dad’s gone into the store to get me some treats because who’s a good boy? I am. He said I should wait here in the car … Read more

Now that the human Olympics are over, you can still see some pretty impressive skills! I love coming out with my humans to show them … Read more

There is nothing like the first time you visit a farm. It was wonderful and confusing at the same time. There were so many animals … Read more

I am big. That is why they call me a “Great” Dane. However, one time I was a little pup, just like every other dog … Read more

When I smelled the ripe garbage, I was inspired. I told my dog buddy that I had a plan. I downloaded the ideas to the … Read more

Simon & Garfunkel wrote the song Slip Sliding Away, released in 1982 on my human’s favorite album entitled The Concert in Central Park. My human … Read more

I am not sure how we invented this puppy pinwheel way of drinking milk and why we go round the way we do, but once … Read more

I have always been a rock and roll dog. I prefer rock ballads. My owner can play guitar. We often sit and write songs together. … Read more

Oh my woofness, I am going to freeze to death. I just can’t help but chase these birds! This isn’t the first time they’ve gotten … Read more

One day I was sleeping in my dog house, snuggled up in the soft, freshly-cut hay, when my master human came running with a bunch … Read more