I am great! I am beautiful! I am adorable! I am…about to pop any five seconds now!
Oh, Jack! Paint me like one of your French bull dogs!
I ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog, about to make more little hounds!
Lots of people think of Dobermans as male. This one is most definitely female!
Not moving. Nope. Not gonna. Can’t make me…Is that a treat bag opening?
I had such a funny dream. I was a whale and then I was beached and….
Great. I look like a bag of “brown and serve” rolls!
Please…end it now…..
I wonder if the ice cream truck is coming today…
When will it end?
If I hear one more “When she sits around the house…” crack, I’m gonna bite someone!
So, I’m going to need a Lamaze partner and since Rex went back to Fifi, I was hoping you could do it.
Ah, the beauty of nature! The mud! The rocks! The dying foliage! The puppies playing kickball with my bladder!
Guess what? I have a present for you! I made it myself! (Uh, with a little help from Spot next door.)
Do you mind? You’re blocking the sun.
Honestly, I have no idea how those got there!
You too? How many are you having? Can I smell them yet? What do you mean you’re only having one?
Yes, I’m happy to be having a puppy! Wait…one, two ,three, four…OH MY!
Yep, Me again. Still a Beagle. Still very, very pregnant.
And we’ll call the first one Flash Junior, and one of them will be named Rosie after my mom and… Flash, sweetie? Shut up.
Could someone bring me some pickles and ice cream?