This video leaked not too long ago, and I just need to go on record regarding this incident to state my side of the story. You have no idea what it is like to go out for walks with your owner only to have every dog in the neighborhood, even that little high-strung curly-haired yapper next door who is ingeniously named “curly” howling, yelping, and whining really ugly things at me.
For starters, let me begin by saying that there never was or never will be a cat that can take me. Here, judge for yourself. This is a picture of the cat that “supposedly” kicked my butt!
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I know, right? Like what is she, seven pounds soaking wet? And this is the alleged dog bullying cat? Worse yet, you should see how she is strutting all over the town, up and down the block like she is some big shot!
So here is what actually happened that day. Me and Katie were just getting ready to go lay down. We just had lunch and had been out playing. So our owner said, “Katie, Roxy, go lay down.” We each have our own beds next to each other.
Anyway, I turn to go to my bed (Katie was already lying down by now, but she witnessed the entire thing), and I see who else but that big bad cat on my bed. Let me add here, that my owner likes this cat, not that she’s a cat person or anything, Katie and I believe it’s a pity thing. I mean, just look at her.
Well, I go to get up on my bed, and the dumb cat won’t move. Then that mean pitiful creature decides to act like she is going to swing on me! Now, don’t forget, I love my owner, and because I respect and love her, I don’t want to hurt this smelly furball.
In hindsight, I should have just let her have it right there, but I’m above that, and I decided to take the high road. So I go back, and I gently try to continue persuading this stupid bed-stealer to move. And with Katie as my witness, that dirty feline sucker punched me.
Contrary to the stories going around, she didn’t hurt me, I wasn’t knocked out or down, and I wasn’t scared! And for anyone who doesn’t believe me, there is proof because our owner has the whole event recorded on her phone.
That is the true story, and that is how it happened, and if anyone tells you otherwise, then they can see for themselves. And lastly, for those of you who have been rattling my chain (figuratively speaking), I would appreciate it if you would stop.
Oh yes, and one more thing, if you knew the whole story then you would have known that I still made her move in the end. That’s right, I won, and if anyone was scared it was that little flea-ridden ball of fluff.