Fishy Kisses: Bulldog Smooches Koi Fish

Today was a good day. My mom took me to the park and then let me stop by the pond to see those big orange swimmer guys! They smelled super yummy, and I really wanted to try and snack on one, but that didn’t seem too terribly nice.

Instead, I just kinda hung out and watched them go by. I thought for a second “Maybe these are sea floofers?” But they didn’t look like sea floofers…

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So what the heck are they? I’ll have to do me an investigation. Just going to sit over here and observe for a second, don’t mind me. Just observing, sir.

Oh, hey there little guy! Don’t mind me, I’m just leaning in to get a closer look. Like I said, just trying to do me an investigation! You are heckin’ cute, aren’t you buddy?

I wonder if my mom has treats for this little dude? I saw someone throwing in something that looked like kibble when we first got here. Those little guys started flopping all around trying to get to their dinner.

I just need to figure out where to get it from, and what these things are!

Will you please hold still? I told you! I am doin’ me an investigation! I need to see if you are a floofy boi or what you are exactly…

Alright, my mom has confirmed what I believe to be true about you. You are… a fish! A big Koi fish! That’s why you smelled so yummy. But don’t worry, I am a heckin’ good boy. I will not eat you (at least, not right now. I’m still full from my breakfast).

My mom also told me just how big these guys can get, up to 2 feet long! That is longer than my tail! I wonder where they will go if they get that big? Or maybe they just stop growing once they start to run out of room in their pond?

Why do I feel like this fish is giving me the stink eye? I’m sorry, sir. I was just trying to do me an investigation and learn about you. I am sure you are a very nice fish, and I mean no harm to you.

But… hey!

Whoa there buddy, we just met! Did you just kiss me? Yuck! Mom!! Tell this little swimmer to stop kissing me! Now I have to go home and wash my nose before dinner. Ugh.