Confused Puppy Can’t Figure Out Where the Dog in the Mirror Keeps Going

A few months ago I was adopted from my mamma, and I can honestly say I love my new family. My favorite thing about them is that I don’t have to share the attention with 5 other puppies, I get the head pats, treats, and toys all to myself!

But… who is this guy standing here? Did my parents get a new pupper? Was I not a good enough floofer boi for them?

Are they trying to replace me? Oh my gosh, I cannot believe this is happening! Time to find out who this pupper is and what the heck he is doing here.

Borkin’ unbelievable! I just got here less than a year ago! Come on!

Hey! You there! What are you doing in my house? Did my parents let you in here? Where did they get you from?

I just want you to know that I am the floofer boi of the house. I’ve been here for eight whole months and I always get called “Good Boy”, so that’s my nickname. You’ll need to find a different one.

I guess if my parents want you here, I will tolerate your presence… but I don’t like you and you can’t sleep in my bed! That bed is for the Good Boy only.

Okay, now it’s time for me to go ahead and give you a sniff. I gotta check you out if you’re going to be around my parents…

Wait! What the heck? Where did you go?

This isn’t just another doggo, you guys, this is a witch! There is a witch amongst us! Mom! Go get dad!

But seriously, how did he just disappear like that… I am so confused!

Oh good! You’re back. Hey, how did you do that? If you’re a witch, I guess we can be friends.

I need some extra treats so if you have a doggo spell for Good Boy treats, I think I deserve them…

But first, I need to do me a sniff. Please stay put this time!

Aaannndddd we’re gone again. This is getting frustrating.

Fine, fine. I am not playing this disappearing boy game you have going on. You let me know when you’re ready for the sniff check. I need to make sure you’re safe to be around my family.

But what I won’t do is sit here while you do your doggo magic and avoid the introductory sniff.

Let me know when you’re ready to stop messing around. I’m going to be over here with my mom.

You know… my mom. The one who loves me best (even if I can’t do magic like you can). Hmph.