There’s no sleeping in with this doggy around! The most effective doggy alarm clock ever.
Oh, you need some extra room on the bed? Look, you may not realize it, but my days are long and rough (get it? “rough!”) Sometimes I spend hours sitting at the window barking at the other dogs outside who intrude on my visual space. That takes a lot of energy. Then there’s all of the whining and begging I do at each meal in order to get scraps of human food. I mean, it’s ex-HAUSTING! So, when it’s time to sleep, I need to spread out and relax…on YOUR bed! Don’t worry, I’ll try to leave some room for you.
- “Admit it. You know I’m your favorite snuggle buddy!”
2. “He’s gonna need a bigger bed, right? Otherwise, he’s going to have to sleep on the floor.”
3. “Ahhhh….life doesn’t get any better than this!”
4. “Do you mind? I’m trying to get some shut-eye here!”
5. “If you think we’re going to make room for you, you’re sadly mistaken!”
6. “Mom, can you sing us just one more lullaby?’
7. “Oh man, I shouldn’t have had so many beers last night.! I’m gonna need a few more hours.”
8. “This is, like, the best sleepover ever! Thanks, guys, for inviting me to stay over. Ooooh, Kayla, I love your fur. Want a braid?”
9. “What?! No! We weren’t doing anything! Can you please close the door!”
10. “I think she really likes me. She really, really likes me!”
11. “Sorry, Mom, I don’t think there’s any room for you tonight. Try the couch.”
12. “I’m so good at this hide-and-seek game. They’’ll never find me here.”
13. “Hey, guys! This bed is getting way too small for us. It’s time we move up to Mom and Dad’s bed. Are you with me?!”
14. “G’night, my honey bunny! I wuv you.”
“G’night to you, sweet pea. I wuv you more.”
15. “Hmmm, that’s a lot to think about. Maybe a short snooze will help.”
16. “Rufus, you know I’m the cute one. Admit it!”
“Yeah, mmm, whatever…zzzzz…”
17. “Do I look like a pillow to you?”
18. “Your shoes? No, never saw them. What about you, Gus?”
“Shoes? What shoes?”
19. “C’mon, Sam. Enough lying around. Besides, I’m famished. Let’s go bug Mom for breakfast.”
20. “Just 5 more minutes. I promise. Okay, maybe 10. Just 10 more minutes.”
21. “James, will you bring me my caviar? I feel the need for a small snack before my next nap.”
22. “Honey? You up? Junior’s snuck into our bed again.”
23. “You’ve got the entire bed, and this is where you choose to sleep? Really?!”
24. “How the heck did I get myself down here?”
25. “Is that a new cat? Quick, spread out. Let’s send the message that this bed is taken!”
