Dog is man’s best friend, right? At least that’s what I was told! Sometimes, us pups can get a little in over our head, but all we’re trying to do is make our owners proud! Here are some circumstances when my four-legged friends momentarily lost their dignity (they’re pretty resilient!).
1. “I promise I’m trying to potty train, but you forgot to put the seat down for me! I think I’ll stick to the fire hydrants.”
2. “My mom didn’t want to play tug of war, so I decided to play with myself. I ended up with a sore tail and this embarrassing photo. Life is so ruff.” 
3. “Okay, okay, how does my smile look now? Tell me I don’t look like Bruce the Bulldog!” 
4. “I hope I don’t get sand in my butt! Ruh-roh, I think it’s too late!”
5. “Am I still on the nice list? I can’t help that they were peanut butter blossoms, you know they’re my favorite!” 
6. “Shouldn’t you have to wear one of these too? You play with your balls all the time!” 
7. “I’m just going along with whatever she says so I’m not in the doghouse!” 
8. “Oh my gosh, you’re beautiful! Hold that angle, the light is purrrfect on your face! Oh geez, I’m starting to turn into my cousin Garfield. Lasagna does sound good, though!”
9. “I almost have it! I can’t let my dad down again! Must, catch, treat!”
10. “Me? Drag in all the mud? Couldn’t have been! Must have been you. Your feet are definitely that small.”
11. “He threw it right to me, I can’t believe I missed! Now I’ll never be able to make it onto the Chicago Dogs baseball team!”
12. “Now I know how you feel after a night of drinking. Can you get me something with electrolytes?”
13. “Someone broke into the house and started going through the garbage can to steal our valuables! Don’t worry, I scared them away. It definitely wasn’t me searching for last night’s dinner. Aren’t you proud of me?!”
14. “But why can I play in the dirt outside but not inside? I think you keeping making up these rules!”
15. “If you jump over a tree in the forest but don’t stick the landing, does anyone know you made a fool of yourself? Asking for a friend!”
