Hogging the Bed is My Thing

two dogs snuggling

Oh, you need some extra room on the bed? Look, you may not realize it, but my days are long and rough (get it? “rough!”) Sometimes I spend hours sitting at the window barking at the other dogs outside who intrude on my visual space. That takes a lot of energy. Then there’s all of the whining and begging I do at each meal in order to get scraps of human food. I mean, it’s ex-HAUSTING! So, when it’s time to sleep, I need to spread out and relax…on YOUR bed! Don’t worry, I’ll try to leave some room for you.

 

  1. “Admit it. You know I’m your favorite  snuggle buddy!”

dog licking woman

 

2. “He’s gonna need a bigger bed, right? Otherwise, he’s going to have to sleep on the floor.”

 

3. “Ahhhh….life doesn’t get any better than this!”

dog happy on bed

 

4. “Do you mind? I’m trying to get some shut-eye here!”

 

5. “If you think we’re going to make room for you, you’re sadly mistaken!”

three dogs on bed

 

6. “Mom, can you sing us just one more lullaby?’

 

7. “Oh man, I shouldn’t have had so many beers last night.! I’m gonna need a few more hours.”

sleepy dog collapsed

 

8. “This is, like, the best sleepover ever! Thanks, guys, for inviting me to stay over. Ooooh, Kayla, I love your fur. Want a braid?”

pets snuggling

 

9. “What?! No! We weren’t doing anything! Can you please close the door!”

dog and cat

 

10. “I think she really likes me. She really, really likes me!”

dog smile

 

 

11. “Sorry, Mom, I don’t think there’s any room for you tonight. Try the couch.”

dog asleep

 

12. “I’m so good at this hide-and-seek game. They’’ll never find me here.”

dog paws

 

13. “Hey, guys! This bed is getting way too small for us. It’s time we move up to Mom and Dad’s bed. Are you with me?!”

litter of puppies on bed

 

14. “G’night, my honey bunny! I wuv you.”
“G’night to you, sweet pea. I wuv you more.”

twin dogs in bed

 

15. “Hmmm, that’s a lot to think about. Maybe a short snooze will help.”

great dane

 

16. “Rufus, you know I’m the cute one. Admit it!”
“Yeah, mmm, whatever…zzzzz…”

two fluffy dogs

 

17. “Do I look like a pillow to you?”

girl and dog

 

18. “Your shoes? No, never saw them. What about you, Gus?”
“Shoes? What shoes?”

two dogs on bed

 

19. “C’mon, Sam. Enough lying around. Besides, I’m famished. Let’s go bug Mom for breakfast.”

dog licking face

 

20. “Just 5 more minutes. I promise. Okay, maybe 10. Just 10 more minutes.”

cute pug sleeping

 

21. “James, will you bring me my caviar? I feel the need for a small snack before my next nap.”

daschund sleeping

 

22. “Honey? You up? Junior’s snuck into our bed again.”

dog family sleeping

 

23. “You’ve got the entire bed, and this is where you choose to sleep? Really?!”

two dogs snuggling

 

24. “How the heck did I get myself down here?”

dog sleeping in bed

 

25. “Is that a new cat? Quick, spread out. Let’s send the message that this bed is taken!”

two dog friends

 

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